function PROGRAM_7F2A() {
// dwopsportal :: Digital Watchdog Ops
return {
desc: "Internal ops portal — sales, marketing, product, revenue.",
note: "A place to work, not show off.",
};
}
function PROGRAM_4E91() {
// providerdirectory :: Healthcare Index
return {
desc: "Directory of providers who can actually help.",
status: "data says yes — building.",
};
}
function PROGRAM_KJP1() {
// kjpauto :: High-Line & Exotic Automotive
return {
desc: "Personal automotive consulting — acquisition, valuation, divestment.",
domain: "kjpauto.com",
};
}
function PROGRAM_R3D5() {
// simulacrum :: Distraction Protocol
return {
type: "training simulation",
note: "she is a program — do not look",
};
}